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Biography : Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by his pen name Mark Twain was an American writer, humorist, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer.
Born: 1835 - Died: 1910
Period:
20th century
19th century
Place of birth: United States

Mark Twain - Quotes

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.
Mark Twain

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.
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truth

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.
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happiness

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
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health

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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life

To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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education

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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truth

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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We have the best government that money can buy.
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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.
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The lack of money is the root of all evil.
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The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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When angry, count to four when very angry, swear.
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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
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Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain.
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death

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
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Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
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humour

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven.
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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.
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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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forgiveness

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